Spoon Millionaires almost, kinda, not really, but close enough for government work, endorsed by Michael Moore—best selling author, Academy Award winning filmmaker, and genuine American hero! Okay, "endorse" is really just a total fabrication. He's really just being nice to Jividen, but the little guy's all excited about it, so let's not rain on his parade, okay?
In response to an adoring fan e-mail from Jividen, who thinks of Moore the way pre-teen girls once thought of Justin Timberlake, Moore expressed not fear (oddly enough) but excitement at Spoon Millionaires, saying of this very website—which you are now reading this very moment—"I will definitely check it out!" Note use of exclamation mark.
Emboldened, Jividen promised to redouble his efforts to make his production blog, "The angriest leftist screed since those bastards killed Joe Hill. Solidarity Forever! Solidarity Forever! For the Union Makes Us Strong!"
